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45
150
CALORIES
5g
0mg
SUGAR
CAFFEINE
39g
41mg

Nutrition compared per 12 fl oz

SODA SHOULD BE FUN.
NOT A TRADE-OFF.

Nearly 40 grams of sugar and caffeine you may not want is a lot of baggage for one can.

Simply put, Blorp is everything you want out of a soda without the internal crisis. Just 5 g of sugar, zero caffeine, and no artificial sweeteners... it's that simple.

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