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BLORP FOUNDERS PACK
The best variety pack in the cosmos, featuring two cans of all our beloved flavors... so you don't have to choose.
Low Sugar
Only 5g a can
Caffeine Free
No crash, just vibes
No Artificial Dyes
Clean ingredients
No Artificial Sweeteners
Just sugar and Monk Fruit
What's a Blorp?
Blorp was put together simply to bridge the gap between awesome soda and the new generation's health standards. No weird health claims, no science experiments, just solid soda with ingredients that make you want to hit a backflip. Find out for yourself why we're better than the rest.
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Meet the explorers behind the Sparkworks. Every adventure starts with Cosmo's courage,
Gamma's curiosity, and Orbit's creativity.
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